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birthday cards

  • celebrate your birthday in style card
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  • happy birthday you crazy f*cking b*tch card
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  • relax! after all... you're the fucking birthday girl! card
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  • happy ducking birthday card
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  • here's to another year of being a silly goose! card
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  • you're so gOLDen card
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  • it's your birthday let's get trashed card
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  • aging is a state of mind card
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