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  a friend like you is rare be the badass bitch you want to see in the world boobs break out the kool-aid cheat day cheese is better than a boyfriend cool black rainbow eat nachos, watch netflix, get naked eye love you fingers crossed fries are delicious, nuggets are too grateful for your friendship hello friend hello, it's me i don't want to eat chipotle 2x wk with anyone else i'd eat gluten for you if you're a bird, i'm a bird i'm only with you for your dad bod i love you more than brunch ill show you my hotspot i found you i love you i'll be there for you i'm not always sarcastic i'm not crying, you're crying im only wearing this once it's like my mom always said i ruff you i've missed you i wonder how many calories your burn i wonder how many calories you burn i wonder if there is a burrito out there thinking about me too j'taime just venmo me lady face let's do it all night & by night i mean from 9:15 let's thema & louise this shit let's get naked let's get take-out & make out let's make out look at me giving cards & shit love loving you is yeezy miss your face omg omg so dead rn parking now... peace sign rose are red, violets are blue second dinner so happy to know you so far, so good wanna bang way to rock those mom jeans way to rock that dad bod we go together like xanax and red wine we need our own reality show you are magical you lift me up you are purrrfect you make me less crazy you turn me on lamp you're hotter than a hot pocket you jump, i jump you're my cheat day you. me. here later. you know your life would suck balls without me you're my favorite person to overreact with you're radder than rainbows you're someone i really feel i can be my worst self with you're the cats meow

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  alternative fact: you're still young birthdays then now blessed be birthdays bring it in bro butt stuff for fucks sake hand rail happy birthday botox happy birthday asshole happy birthday balloons happy birthday banner happy birthday you fox have a killer birthday have a narly birthday hold your liquor holy cow it's your birthday hooray it's your birthday hope your birthday is pure magic hot dog another birthday in dog years you're dead i literally can't even it's your birthday! let's party & make questionable decisions king for a day let's get lit let them eat cake life's short mature adult minimal bday card my physic called rainbow happy birthday this is your year trance happy birthday you slay you're so old you’re not old you’re vintage while you were reading this card

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  fake news i'd tell you what i want for christmas i'm a mouse, duh happy holidays from the jolliest bunch of elves have a holly dolly christmas keep cozy merry christmas banner merry christmas, you filthy animal santa is a creep thankful for your cute butt you sleigh you've been naughty so you get coal

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  congrats on making a lil human burrito baby game over, but also congrats may your labor be as easy as you were motherhood, open 24 hours you made a tiny human

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